81.
EX-GF: Please stop calling here.
ME: *sobbing* I just need to hear her voice.
EX-GF: I told you I am not putting the dog on the phone.
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) July 20, 2017
82.
https://twitter.com/inanimatecorpse/status/749937691169611776
83.
*holds boombox over my head outside your window
Me (shouting) Do you have eight “C” batteries?
— John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) December 14, 2017
84.
i've found if you say "well well well" as soon as someone sits down across from you, you immediately get the upper hand for about 2 seconds.
— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) July 6, 2017
85.
[falling down the stairs] WOW this is so much faster.
— Little Greenis (@DurtMcHurtt) June 9, 2017