36.
Adult friendship = 2 people saying "I haven't seen you in forever! We should really hang out more" over and over again until one of you dies
— Lyndsey Gallant (@apocalynds) July 23, 2017
37.
I NEED TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE SAID I COULD SAVE MONEY BRINGIN LUNCH TO WORK ITS 9:43 I ATE THE LUNCH NOW I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER LUNCH FOR LUNCH pic.twitter.com/hKd6p2AaiA
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) July 3, 2017
38.
Alvin “AND” The Chipmunks? Motherfucker, you’re a chipmunk too!
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) November 10, 2017
39.
As his name is not "Biggest Bird", we are to understand that Sesame Street is home to at least one, perhaps more, truly immense unseen birds
— TOM (@tomwalkerisgood) October 11, 2017
40.
Me: I need a doctor's appointment
Receptionist: Ok [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: No I don't need that many
— Marf (@MarfSalvador) September 1, 2017