16.
.@FoxNews WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL US HOW THE FOXES ARE
— Ciara (@Ciara_Knight) October 4, 2017
17.
yall tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
— childish sadbino (@datassque) July 30, 2017
18.
Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
— Probability The Rapper (@random_weighs) November 25, 2017
19.
imagine trying to learn english and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things
— ovary action (@allisonkollins) December 18, 2017
20.
[movie date]
me: i snuck in some snacks
her: omg!!
me: *clutching ramen noodles* do you have any boiling water
— cory from tweeter (@coryrichardson_) December 18, 2017