long ago the four nations lived in harmony pic.twitter.com/N535f0fmU2
— Cohen✨is a Ghost of Christmas (@skullmandible) November 25, 2017
How does the little mermaid decide which creatures are her friends and which ones are her bra
— Flora underscore underscore Flora ? (@Flora__Flora) June 29, 2017
What do we want?
DRESSES WITH POCKETS!
How do we want them?
FILLED WITH SNACKS!
What kind of snacks?
PREFERABLY A REFRESHING MIX OF SALTY AND SWEET BUT WE'RE NOT TOO PICKY FOCUS ON THE POCKETS
— ?Mistle-no Marti? (@MartiSchodt) December 8, 2017
“Sweet dreams you piece of shit.” I try to snap the prison guard’s neck but just make him look to the left very quickly.
— vineyille (@vineyille) January 21, 2017
judge: you’re charged with jaywalking how do you plead?
me: *leans into mic* i’ll take the death penalty
— asexual like christ (@junieboony) December 18, 2017