honestly last night someone asked me if crabs think we walk sideways n a havent stopped thinkin about it since
— ninaa (@ninagilbert7) July 16, 2017
Any 2 white guys could walk up to me and say "we're The Chainsmokers" and I'd believe them.
— Uncle Kolby (@kolby182) May 1, 2017
Game of Thrones, at its core, has always been a show about how much it sucks to be a horse
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) August 7, 2017
Mad when someone holds like 3 doors in a row for ya n you've gotta change up your way of thanking them each time. "Thanks, cheers, nice one"
— sam harvey (@SamHarvey_98) March 9, 2017
"yr not like other girls" my guy i am the amalgamation of every single girl i've ever thought was cool
— lil (@chickpeapatty) November 7, 2017