me when someone is flirtin with my man pic.twitter.com/346JS8kCHT
— Kayla Suazo (@kaylasuazo) October 24, 2017
When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT.
— Aimee (@Mimiification) July 1, 2017
Beauty & the Beast review
1. I'd fuck Gaston
2. I'd fuck the Beast
3. I have not had sex in a very long time
4. I will fuck the kettle
— gay apparel (@figgled) May 6, 2017
Me at 6am: I can't wait to accomplish all my goals today. I have the same number of hours in a day as Beyoncé, let's do. this.
Me at 4:30pm: I have done a half a thing today, I need my bed.
— Krista Doyle (@Krista_Doyle) November 15, 2017
thank you Smithsonian Mag for this profile of me!!! ? https://t.co/FrZ3NlMC2u
— julia reinstein (@juliareinstein) October 25, 2017