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I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.
— ʕ୨•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨ ︵ ¡ǝʇǝd (@awesomonster) July 18, 2017
62.
Him: Baby are you mad?
Me:
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No, why?— SandraClaus (@Sanbel11) March 3, 2017
63.
Christmas shopping for a bf is hard :/ like he already has everything aka me
— Paige Price (@paigedprice) November 26, 2017
64.
Boss: *pulls me aside* Your tiara is not appropriate.
M: Well, you should have thought about that before you promoted me to head cashier.
— ?ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ(s)? (@3sunzzz) July 22, 2017
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Her: How'd you get those weird scars on your arm?
*remembers wrestling kid for last piece of birthday cake & getting sporked*
Rattle snake
— Jackman…Forever (@TheAlexP) August 8, 2017