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MARRIAGE ? IS ? BETWEEN ? A WOMAN ? AND ? WHOEVER ? GUESSES ? HER ? THREE ? RIDDLES
— the library goth (@BozeReads) January 25, 2017
27.
[Alien family passing Earth]
*door lock noise*— Ygrinch (@Ygrene) January 9, 2017
28.
southerners: this snow is so pretty!
northerners: this isn't even a real snow- just you wait. i was born in an igloo and i drove to school on a snowmobile. we eat ice for every meal. i can't wait to die in a snow bank. warmth? never heard of it.— bella (@bellakmartinez2) December 7, 2017
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Biden: Imma ring him and pretend I'm from Time magazine.
Obama: Joe, please don't d…
Biden: pic.twitter.com/OWh8aVecJK
— Tom (@SydneyTom_) November 25, 2017
30.
i just drove through Harvard’s campus and asked these dudes if they went to Harvard they said yes i said oh ya then what’s 68×2 they said 136 i said dang you rlly do go to Harvard
— Gracie McIntosh (@Gracietosh) December 11, 2017