Women don’t need men to make them laugh (unless we’re laughing at the men). We can amuse ourselves just fine, as you can see from taking one look at Twitter. Besides, no man is going to laugh at our tampon jokes as hard as we do.
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me during morning shift: ay who the FUCK closed last night
me closing at night: this looks like a problem for the opener
— Neek (@babyltaly) April 18, 2019
2.
HOW has this just happened?!?!??!!? pic.twitter.com/lSJJqQmNik
— Cez???? (@HardyCerys) April 30, 2019
3.
I cant afford a gym membership so ???? pic.twitter.com/uyteBC6s5m
— DaGirlRunninOnSoap ???? (@_dlew32) April 29, 2019
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which one of my flatmates is cooking a single chicken nugget … i cba pic.twitter.com/O1rxacxA2o
— holly (@holly_warcup) May 1, 2019
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“When he fuck me good I take his ass to Panera.” pic.twitter.com/s3mnaodd0k
— Jah. (@Jeesa_Jay) May 2, 2019
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i'm whichever meyers briggs type loses interest in finishing the test halfway
— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) May 1, 2019
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S/o to my 11 year old brother for grabbing my wax pen when i forgot it in the car ???????????????????????? pic.twitter.com/1cuVRJe6Ok
— lalita???? (@lalaa_408) May 3, 2019
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The Golden Girls is the most relatable TV show for a millenial, as I too will be renting with several roommates until I'm 80
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) April 30, 2019
9.
I fucking hate my friends pic.twitter.com/9AW5ZFMzdX
— Mear (@issamariumali) April 30, 2019
10.
Wherever all my Tupperware lids are, I truly hope that they are happy
— Stay At Home Sam ???????? (@ItsSamG) May 1, 2019
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Owned by my boarding pass pic.twitter.com/3RWiWogPWL
— Jia Tolentino (@jiatolentino) May 3, 2019
12.
*shows up 45 minutes late for my interview to be a cable installer*
Interviewer: “You’re hired.”
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) May 1, 2019
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[dipping my feather quill into the inkwell and adjusting my spectacles] dearest diary, it seems the day is different but the shit remaineth the same
— kaci sue who (@kacisuewho) April 30, 2019
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You had 2 hours to put your shoes on… https://t.co/TDGYz2vwr1
— Fäks (@itsfaks) May 1, 2019
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every shirt Anthony Michael Hall wears in EDWARD SCISSORHANDS looks like something I would willingly spend $65 on from Madewell pic.twitter.com/WCn95VNyqe
— fran hoepfner (@franhoepfner) May 2, 2019