Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about our boobs.
It's Guy Fieri's birthday today. He gets to make a wish by blowing out all the flames on his shirt
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) January 22, 2018
Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but I’ve literally had a UTI everyday since the lead singer of the Cranberries died.
— Maria Wojciechowski (@RiaWojo) January 25, 2018
*gets broken up with once* pic.twitter.com/8g0w159hjp
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 25, 2018