Nothing like eating a healthy salad for lunch so that I can be hungry and mad all day— Ash (an female) (@adult_mom) January 24, 2018
the current social me can’t make plans in advance bc asocial future me is gonna flake for sure but if our spontaneous wya’s are in sync then we’ve got ourselves a move— hodor (@minohil) January 27, 2018
ME: I'm laying off carbs this month.— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) January 24, 2018
* 5 mins later *
ME: Pack a bottle of water because we're about to drive 45 minutes to the nearest Red Lobster because I saw a pic of the San Francisco Bay on IG and now all I can think about is getting a cheddar bay biscuit in my mouth.