Imagine if there was a $1 charge every time you took out your phone to take a picture of yourself… a CELL FEE for your SELFIE… Hah! You didn’t see that coming.
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) January 27, 2018
I forgot deodorant today and used the ole hand sanitizer in the armpits trick and I don't smell terrible! I mean I smell faintly of a vodka aunt but that's my aesthetic anyway!
— alexis nedd (@alexisthenedd) January 22, 2018
WOMEN: we don’t want to be sexually assaulted, we don’t want the government regulating our bodies & we want equal pay
AMERICA: KFC's new Colonel Sanders is Reba
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) January 26, 2018