me: "who cares about birthdays lol I'm grown now it's just another day"
also me: *has told every single human I've come in contact with for weeks that my birthday is on friday*
— farwz (@farwzz) January 24, 2018
doctors confirm: Botox is less toxic than your masculinity
— Sophie Saint Thomas (@TheBowieCat) January 23, 2018
I texted my boyfriend like "BITCHHHHHH LEMME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED TODAY" he said "HOE IM ALL EARS" ??????????
— b a e . (@sighbrattt) January 23, 2018