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Imagine bein depressed n wanting to talk to someone so you try dialing the number from the Logic song but your intrusive thoughts make you accidentally dial (678) 999-8212 and you end up reaching Soulja boy’s voicemail in the middle of your whole ass mental breakdown
— ali (@alifanacct) January 22, 2018
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I just walked into this pane of glass because it was so clean I thought it was an open door. it broke my glasses & busted my lip. you can still see my moisturizer on the glass where my face hit it. ur welcome, security guards who are def playing that footage on a loop right now pic.twitter.com/JhGwwDG2MO
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) January 27, 2018
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me: hi
local twitter: my mom/dad said *insert common thought found on internet about love* and if that isn't the realest thing i've ever heard idk what is
— alexia (@lexiberube) January 24, 2018