*drinks iced coffee*
*pees 6 times every hour for the next 10 hours*
— Samantha Matt (@SamanthaMatt1) January 23, 2018
Do you ever pick up an item of clothing you haven’t touched in a long while and it smells like your old life?
— GigiEngle (@GigiEngle) January 21, 2018
I thought the whole point of having a boyfriend was to reduce the amount of straight men I have to speak to on a daily basis.
Where is the peace I was promised?!
— jourdain searles (@jourdayen) January 27, 2018