16.
i do one thing a day that scares me. i wake up
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) May 1, 2019
17.
yes it does lmao https://t.co/1T0jEWDsmI
— cayleigh ???????? (@angeryvenus) May 1, 2019
18.
Plants in the wild: taking whatever Mother Nature throws at them and thriving
Houseplants: “you watered me on Sunday versus Saturday so now I must die”
— Ashley Mayer (@ashleymayer) April 28, 2019
19.
my boyfriend is making me beef stroganoff because he is not only my boyfriend, but also my mother and it is the year 1976
— rax ‘stands with the cheesecake factory’ king (@RaxKingIsDead) May 1, 2019
20.
How I told my mom I was having a baby ???? pic.twitter.com/1mRYWH6DTg
— LEEKO (@WholeLottaLeek) April 29, 2019
21.
Game of Thrones is clearly fantasy because the leaders try to deal with the existential threat to humanity first
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 29, 2019
22.
“i’m wearing an old college sweatshirt for the first time since i graduated & i think it’s covered in 5 yr old blowjob cum from a guy who sang acapella i actually saw him at a zara 6 months ago but ran away bc i got nervous“- me introducing myself to my seat mates on this plane
— Catherine Cohen (@catcohen) April 28, 2019