When you move out of your parent’s house and venture out into the real world, chances are – you’re too broke to live solo dolo. That’s why we end up moving in with “roomies.” Sometimes, we know them and end up shacking up with a friend. Other times, we end up living with a complete stranger. And – things can get really, really messy.
1.
My roommates are having sex with their door open someone HELP ME
— licely ?? (@winemamii) July 29, 2016
me rn pic.twitter.com/wmaepUbYcC
— licely ?? (@winemamii) July 29, 2016
2.
My roommate left me this note pic.twitter.com/yZ4anvC3TQ
— Brandon Rhodes (@B_Rhodes035) November 10, 2016
3.
update:
• i'm inside.
• he's asleep in my bed.
• i need a new roommate. pic.twitter.com/1w0ytTKobX
— Clint Frazier (@clintfrazier) November 10, 2016
4.
I need a roommate that doesn't put my fish into a condom ? pic.twitter.com/jWoet93bOt
— Theta Ry (@_rtr97) November 8, 2016
5.
My roommate once told me, "You know, most people wake up if they feel someone watching them sleep. But you don't." #MyRoommateIsWeird
— Michelle (@BelleofBabble) August 31, 2016
6.
I have an irrational fear of spiders and my roommate put 3 spiders in my bed and I'm freaking out I hate my life
— Chase (@ChaseWilliams_8) November 2, 2016
7.
My new *male* roommate enjoys eating canned tuna he hEATS UP IN THE MICROWAVE WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS WHY GOD DO YOU PUNISH ME
— Gabi Basel (@gibbybasel) July 25, 2016
8.
One of my roommates bought F grade, 1 ply toilet paper & put it in our downstairs bathroom. I'm offended. pic.twitter.com/QF66fM2hn7
— shelbotage™ (@shelbytherenow) July 25, 2016
9.
https://twitter.com/American_Charm/status/752143357447733248
10.
I found a baggy of cheese cubes in the shower.When I asked my roommate about it, he said "Oh, it's just my shower cheese" #MyRoommateIsWeird
— Tim Drake (@timdrake) August 31, 2016
11.
my roommate's alarm is a literal bomb siren so I wake up damn near every day on edge thinking that this is it this is the day i die
— [redacted] (@azezelet) November 2, 2016
12.
My roommate seriously just left the house and took the remote with him being funny.. so how's yalls day
— Canaan Fleming (@c_a_n_a_a_n_f) July 28, 2017
13.
my roommate says i cant have friends from my home town spend two nights because he doesnt trust them.
— Lil Hart Break (@DylanBeRad) July 28, 2017
14.
well I just got home from work and my roommate had 5 living crabs in our refrigerator
— lemniscate mckinnon (@prismxp) November 2, 2016
15.
My roommate got really drunk last night and put the McDonalds calendar on the wall in the bathroom smh pic.twitter.com/LF5qCt5gcH
— ? (@taliahyyh) November 2, 2016
16.
My roommate keeps thinking we're running out of salt so he keeps buying more. Current status: pic.twitter.com/FJKxJy4qdJ
— Matt Ford (@fordm) October 31, 2016
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https://twitter.com/jchaltiwanger/status/791985323576266752
18.
I asked my roommate why there are approximately 18,000 beverages in our kitchen.
"I was thirsty" pic.twitter.com/2FhYWKG5rs— Luke Korns (@LukeKorns) October 17, 2016
19.
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
— FMyLife (@fml) October 18, 2016
20.
Just overheard my roommate say "holy sprinkle I gotta tinkle" ….time to move out.
— marissa isk (@maris_isk) November 10, 2016
21.
roommate left the house and left the front door wide open to the street. like wide open. like everything i own could have been stolen
— lizzie (@liisadele) July 28, 2017
22.
Got my roommate for next year and he's a SoundCloud rapper, Poor guy has to drop absolute bangers to replace my fav SoundCloud rappers
— Zach Boyd (@ZBoyd29) July 28, 2017