96.
MY PHONES NAME IS "thick's iphone" and my uber driver just saw it and now we're discussing if i'm thick or not oh my god
— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) September 29, 2017
97.
give pot strains more accurate names like You’ll Do The Dishes Without Knowing It or Fun At First Then You’re Sure Everyone Is Against You
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) September 26, 2017
98.
my aunt once drove past a broken down car with a 'no fat chicks' sticker on it and was like 'AYE LOOKS LIKE THIS FAT CHICK COULD HELP U OUT'
— gay apparel (@figgled) September 25, 2017
99.
imagine loving someone then finding out they think candy corn is good
— Alana Hope Levinson (@alanalevinson) September 29, 2017
100.
The good thing about having bullshit health issues is when you want to get out of something you can say, "Sorry, have to go elevate my feet"
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 28, 2017