56.
adulthood is being excited to get your insurance card
— sophy ziss (@sophyish) December 15, 2017
57.
[Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” comes on]
6: Ugh, I hate this song!
Me: Why?
6: Because she says “I don’t care about the presents”, and that’s ridiculous.— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) December 15, 2017
58.
I went from “Let’s build together and make memories” to “If you could just stare at the TV and not touch anything that would be amazing” in 1.5 hours.
— Honest Toddler’s Mom (@HonestToddler) December 15, 2017
59.
I've never driven off a cliff but I did just catch eyes with a teenaged girl during her selfie session
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) October 5, 2017
60.
the other day a bartender told me his high school did a performance of RENT where they couldn't say AIDS so all the characters had diabetes
— Chelsea Fagan (@Chelsea_Fagan) October 6, 2017