If a public figure dies and you don't make it about you, than did a public figure even die?!
— Gabi Conti (@ItsGabiConti) September 29, 2017
If you want to impress me: Move fast, be aggressive, don't talk too much, know where the back entrance is…I mean if you're my Uber driver.
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) September 27, 2017
The episode of SATC where Miranda dates the guy from Weight Watchers who eats her out like he's at a dessert buffet is classic.
— Alexia LaFata (@alexialafata) September 26, 2017
Sorry I'm late the TSA didn't understand my Harry Potter reference
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) September 28, 2017
me if someone told me bananas cured anxiety: pic.twitter.com/T5yFgQf0e8
— Kirsten King (@KirstenKing_) September 28, 2017