71.
I thought it was INSTA-gram. Not 1-Day-Ago-Because-of-Algorithms-Gram.
— Gabi Conti (@ItsGabiConti) October 4, 2017
72.
On the bright side, at least Cam Newton thinks women are funny.
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) October 4, 2017
73.
My Uber driver’s name was Awesome. Literally.
— roxane gay (@rgay) October 7, 2017
74.
Having a puppy is the same as having an alcoholic roommate. Sometimes you come home and they remembered where the pee goes, sometimes not.
— CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) October 7, 2017
75.
My three favorite actors are Lady Gaga, Madonna and J-Lo.
— Natasha Leggero (@natashaleggero) October 6, 2017