One thing I love about leaving NYC is how I save $100 a minute
— may wilkerson (@shutupmay) October 5, 2017
RIP to all the pedophiles in their early 20s i used to meet on AIM when i was a kid man u guys should've been arrested & were all named Tony
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) October 6, 2017
I will never stop being amazed by how much I am capable of eating
— GigiEngle (@GigiEngle) October 7, 2017
I spend 50% more time shaving my body than having actual sex.
— Jasmine Pierce (@jasminecomedy) October 6, 2017
I'm at the age and in that generation
"Jessica what do you want for your birthday?"
Me – "A haircut"
— Jessica Libert (@Jessica_Jibert) October 6, 2017