Idk why people think calling me a punk is an insult like hell yea I’m punk I bleed blink 182
— honeybee? (@punkmom_) December 14, 2017
Sorta jealous my baby nephew can make death stares at the family and still be called adorable.
— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) December 13, 2017
Me: You don't mind if I live tweet this session, do you?
Therapist: *sighs* Can we finally face the elephant in the room? Your tweets suck.
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) May 20, 2016
*turns to face 2017*
— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) December 14, 2017
Flat earthers/people who don't believe in science blow my mind it's like they never paid attention in science class and then one day when they were 25 they looked up in the sky and were like
— loni del rey (@LoniBryantt) December 13, 2017