Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about our boobs.
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I’m fine. pic.twitter.com/uTyAlSy20k
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) December 14, 2017
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RT if you think about Carrie FIsher's dog at least twice a day.
— Kirsten King (@KirstenKing_) December 15, 2017
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You gentlemen don’t seem to know who you are fucking with. I am unfuckable. Why? Because you simply do not exist in my reality. Your shaming of me for being a free adult is so passé. Dumb motherfuckers. I told you who I am. Over and over again. Dumb. Motherfuckers.
— rose mcgowan (@rosemcgowan) December 14, 2017
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Sorry I can’t come to your party I’m on Level 33 of Animal Crossing
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) December 16, 2017
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my holiday card this year is a goat eating a 2017 calendar and then pooping it out
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 15, 2017