Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about our boobs.
Sometimes I just want a cute and sexy person to bring me coffee in bed in the morning and then not talk to me.— GigiEngle (@GigiEngle) January 15, 2018
Boy are you a yard sale? Because I'm not buying any of your shit.— Olive Gravy (@offbeatoliv) January 15, 2018
do you ever put your headphones in but forget to play to music until 20 minutes later when you realize you haven’t started it yet? or is that just me— alexia (@lexiberube) January 17, 2018