31.
ANXIETY: SOMEONE HELP ME
COFFEE: Ok!!!!!
ANXIETY: Wait wut
COFFEE: I’ll take it from here!!!!— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 19, 2018
32.
No, autocorrect, I did not mean to type "birch." You heard me the first time.
— Christy Havranek (@diopter) January 17, 2018
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good morning, everything is still a shitbiscuit but I'm here
— Tracy Boomeisha-Ann Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) January 17, 2018