19.
When I finally learn how to both drink all the water I should AND avoid having to pee once an hour it's over for you hoes.
— A.B. (@AlannaBennett) January 17, 2018
20.
2018 is the year I stop kidding myself and just pour a glass of syrup instead of making waffles
— loni del rey (@LoniBryantt) January 17, 2018
21.
thinking about the boys i've liked in the past and just ….. why the fuck. ? why ? the fuck? bitchhhhHh why th. fuck. fuck? why
— sami (@ezekielfiguero) January 21, 2018