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My dermatologist always tells me I shouldn’t go to the tanning bed but I think it’s because she knows how hot and powerful I get when I’m tan and so she’s intimidated by that
— ali (@alifanacct) January 19, 2018
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I ate a baguette in bed earlier and now i am laying in crumbs. I had a feeling i was going to raguette this decision
— Emma Spore (@emmaspore) January 21, 2018
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Being the funny friend is annoying bc when you’re not in the mood to entertain everybody everyone thinks you have an attitude and catches one as well, when you’re really just minding your business. Now everybody mad bc you not in the mood to do clownery
— folake aina (@f0lake) January 18, 2018