21.
Sorta jealous my baby nephew can make death stares at the family and still be called adorable.
— Julie Jingle Bells Burton ? (@ksujulie) December 13, 2017
22.
Me: You don't mind if I live tweet this session, do you?
Therapist: *sighs* Can we finally face the elephant in the room? Your tweets suck.— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) May 20, 2016
23.
*turns to face 2017*
"retire, bitch."
— Sleighlor Trudon?? (@taylortrudon) December 14, 2017
24.
Flat earthers/people who don't believe in science blow my mind it's like they never paid attention in science class and then one day when they were 25 they looked up in the sky and were like
"wait"
— loni del rey (@LoniBryantt) December 13, 2017
25.
MALE REINDEER LOSE THEIR ANTLERS IN WINTER AND FEMALES DON'T THEREFORE SANTA'S SLEIGH IS ACTUALLY PULLED BY A TEAM OF STRONG, POWERFUL, UNDERRATED WOMEN!!!!! YOU GO, GIRLS!! I SEE YOU!!!
— Cat Reynolds (@catreynoldsnyc) December 11, 2017