I gotta know who takes all these sexual candids of girls on vacay… my mom only takes ones of all 3 of us siblings lined up, arms around eachother, awkwardly smiling & one of us is always blinking
— Madi Rutten (@madi_rutten) December 21, 2017
the hardest part of relationships is realizing the other person is still talking
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 22, 2017
How much do Reindeer cost?
Nothing they're on the house
— loni del rey (@LoniBryantt) December 17, 2017
me: "life is short, always tell people you love them and how you feel about them"
also me: *would rather die than talk about my feelings*
— farwz (@farwzz) December 18, 2017
It’s cool how “back on my bullshit!!!!” means baking a pie and going to bed before sundown
— gay apparel (@figgled) December 23, 2017