Some guys think getting put in the Friend Zone is about the worst thing that can happen to a person. I would submit that if you think that, you’re not very good at putting yourself in the shoes of the opposite sex. Because dealing with a guy who thinks you owe him anything – friendship or something more – is way suckier.
Yes, that’s a word.
#14. If women were allowed to pick the name for this “zone.”
#13. See, some men get it.
If you're tired of being put in the friend zone, I have good news. Women don't actually want to be your friend.— Matt Nedostup (@nedostup) March 26, 2016
#12. I hate when my opinions are inconvenient to a boner…Not.
You say "friendzone" but I hear "her free will and autonomy is inconvenient to my boner and therefore she's the bad guy"— Kendra 🐖 (@kendrawcandraw) June 3, 2015
#11. I promise you probably don’t want to know the actual reason. Let her be nice.
If a girl doesn't want to have sex with you, I promise the reason isn't because you're friends— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 4, 2017
#10. Leave breadcrumbs, my friend.
The Friend Zone sounds like a magical place where men constantly feel slighted and women are always in charge and I want to live there.— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 23, 2016
#9. Down with the patriarchy.
love it when dudes say the word 'friendzone' as if its a real thing and not just a tool to make girls feel guilty 4 not having sex with them— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) September 22, 2014
You think getting friend zoned is bad, imagine your creepy male friend thinking you owe them sex.— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) September 1, 2016
#7. Humans make me regret basic human kindness on the regular.
#6. That sad face at the end almost makes me forgive the inappropriate use of “you’re.”
#5. Why don’t you see what a good person I am, dammit?!
when people complain about being in the "friendzone" this is what they actually mean pic.twitter.com/THGB06xcau— millennial of manila (@MillennialOfMNL) October 12, 2017
#4. I mean think about it.
Guy asked if I put him in the friend zone. I was like, whoa slow down there. I'll have sex with you, but friendship is a serious commitment.— Cutie McBooty (@8_Sisha) September 17, 2013
#3. Actual perfection.
#2. Who needs friends, amirite?
#1. “I am very lucky to be alive.” *crying laughing*
Me, entering the friend zone:— Eli Goldstone (@eligoldstone) July 21, 2016
Wow this is beautiful. There are so many friends here. I am very lucky to be alive