having a conversation with an 18 year old guy on tinder who's telling me what the '90s were all about for him
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) September 29, 2017
I see y'all marrying and traveling and thriving and all I want to ever do is eat chips and watch tv 🙁 pic.twitter.com/xsxMs00loQ
— duloxeteenage dirtbag (@mai_treat) September 28, 2017
I JUST JUMPED OVER A MASSIVE PUDDLE IN A RAIN STORM BUT LOST A SHOE AND THE CURRENT CARRIED IT AWAY. I AM A WALKING ROMANTIC COMEDY.
— Lauren Spieller (@laurenspieller) September 29, 2017
If you use all your 280 characters on the regular ima block you sorry not sorry
— Laurie Cedilnik (@cedilnik) September 27, 2017