21.
[sees a guy with his foot caught in a bear trap]
Me: dude that thing's for bears— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 17, 2017
22.
me: what do u mean my friend cant come in
bouncer: theres no way hes 21
me: but-
stuart little: dude its fine lets just go— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) May 11, 2017
23.
David: *plays secret chord*
The Lord: Nice.
— your bff alex (@psybermonkey) August 13, 2017
24.
https://twitter.com/AsiaAtItAgain/status/940310118427758592
25.
Friend 1: "Where's the best place to stand during an earthquake?"
Friend 2: "A doorway, a car, under the bed?"
Me, an intellectual: pic.twitter.com/NHe3KwoXOt
— James Parker (@panoparker) December 14, 2017