76.
[slipping DJ $20] my good sir would you turn it down a skooch
— ♥mark magark♥ (@markedly) December 2, 2017
77.
https://twitter.com/AbbyHasIssues/status/844336345074020352
78.
I don't see it as "Costco Free Samples." I see it as a free 17 course meal.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) March 29, 2017
79.
*heavy sigh*
I'm sorry I quoted Dr. Suess during sex. I promise it will never happen again while you are in the box of a fox.
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) November 20, 2017
80.
wife [on phone] Did you preheat the oven like I asked?
me: Yep
wife: What temperature?
me: 534
wife: That's the clock
me
wife
me: 535— Josh (@iwearaonesie) April 16, 2017