71.
I made voodoo dolls of my dogs just so I could still rub their bellies while I'm at work.
— 𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐 (@FatherRedMcgee) August 28, 2017
72.
*RSVP’ing to Christmas party*
Whispering into phone: is it ok if I bring my weird roommate?
Husband, from behind me: STOP CALLING ME THAT
— Sara Buckley (@nottheworstmom) November 26, 2017
73.
https://twitter.com/liv_thatsme/status/916519115678015488
74.
https://twitter.com/Mr_Kapowski/status/851512180713312257
75.
"Hey, you guys dare me to eat this whole party sub by myself?"
I ask the dolls that line my bedroom shelves— dick snickers (@smithsara79) May 22, 2017