31.
"You know, you could just do it now & not have to worry about it later"
Me: *extremely mature voice* you know, you could just eat my ass
— dick snickers (@smithsara79) December 13, 2017
32.
English friend: How's it going in America
Me: California is still burning and we almost elected a pedophile— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) December 13, 2017
33.
https://twitter.com/hellolanemoore/status/941769868256448513
34.
“Fuck it, it’s Christmas” has been used too often in the last 2 weeks.
— Georgie. (@Georgiepotter_) December 15, 2017
35.
Bitches love when you don't call them bitches.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) December 16, 2017
36.
https://twitter.com/NurseMurderer/status/941534713755287552
37.
person: h-
me wearing a jumpsuit: it's a jumpsuit— Dee (@figgled) December 12, 2017
38.
https://twitter.com/saradesdinn/status/940352983790997504
39.
https://twitter.com/malaynap/status/941009301694492672
40.
https://twitter.com/lqpharriet/status/940901502746550273