66.
Me: I need a man with family values and a strong moral compass.
Also me: I would totally have a threesome with the Menendez brothers.
— Cain Martin (@WhiskeyBurrito) October 5, 2017
67.
Aw yeah it’s Friday, time to stop working and start going to work on our second jobs hell yeah
— maura quint (@behindyourback) October 7, 2017
68.
https://twitter.com/KellyxxFitz/status/913934498596888576
69.
trump was either alluding to nuclear winter or he just started saying random shit that sounded cool in his head, both are equally likely
— Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) (@ashleyfeinberg) October 6, 2017
70.
Kids today don’t understand. In my day, vodka’s only flavor was vodka.
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) October 5, 2017