If there’s anything I’ve learned from graduating college it’s that looking for a job is a job within itself. It takes so much out of you that by the time you actually get an interview you’re exhausted and you really just want to say “hire me, please.” While the entire process of searching, making your resume, making a unique cover letter and then waiting for a response is long – nothing is as painful as constantly getting turned down again and again. So, you may be unhappy with your mediocre job, but you definitely don’t want to be back in the job hunt pool, it’s miserable.
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i need a reasonably paying job. something like $6,000 an hour, nothing too wild.
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) June 30, 2016
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[job interview]
Interviewer: we just need to call your references &-
Me [grabs interviewers wrist] no [slowly lets go] they're all made up— David Hughes (@david8hughes) July 10, 2016
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When you finally get called for a job interview but when you walk in the job the boss rubs his nipples and asks what you’ll do for the job pic.twitter.com/kHGLiPfOrD
— soulja boy fanpage® (@realtacogod) November 8, 2017
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ME: any advice
DAD: its ok to embellish a little
[later at job interview]
INTERVIEWER: tell me about yourself
M: i wrote harry potter— local badboy !!! (@hippieswordfish) June 8, 2015
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*filling out job application*
Age: Way too many
Weight: Weigh too many
Video Games: Play too many
Monthly Rent: Pay too many— Growly Grego (@GrowlyGrego) April 6, 2015