46.
*job interview*
Interviewer: I see for your emergency contact you've written "Dr Pepper"
Me: my most common emergency is that I'm thirsty
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) December 22, 2015
47.
[job interview]
Interviewer: ok, you start Monday
Me [not accepting his handshake]: why the fuck would I do that?— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 15, 2016
48.
job Interviewer: so how flexible can your hours be?
me: pic.twitter.com/Co5FGcAE6n
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) July 13, 2016
49.
Interviewer: describe yourself in three words
Me: hardworking, detail-oriented, fergalicious
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 28, 2017
50.
Meredith Brooks: ? I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mo-
Interviewer: 3 references is sufficient.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 19, 2017