16.
other job applicant: good luck
me: im gonna tell the boss you hate his hair
other job applicant: what
me loudly: I actually like his haircut— brent (@murrman5) August 14, 2015
17.
‘I murder drifters and use their hair to make little dolls. Oh, you meant at work! My biggest weakness is that I’m a perfectionist.’
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) April 27, 2014
18.
DOG: I think that job interview went well!
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a— Ray (@SirEviscerate) May 20, 2015
19.
[interview]
"what are your weaknesses?"
"desperation"
"wh….hey get off my legs…."
"please give me this job, please i beg you"— udaas priest (@UdaasPriest) April 28, 2015
20.
[interview]
What is ur biggest weakness?
– I give up real easy.
Example?
-[me putting my papers back in the file] Well, screw this interview— schzwn sauce (@oothikicha) May 27, 2016