6.
INTERVIEWER: please stop calling me a coward
ME: hire me
INTERVIEWER: no.
ME: ur a coward.— chuuch (@ch000ch) October 21, 2015
7.
You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon: pic.twitter.com/gfkUGVcb3p
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) December 18, 2013
8.
*in a job interview*
No no it's not a teardrop tattoo it's supposed to be sweat. It shows I'm a hard worker
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) June 22, 2016
9.
Job interviewer: So what are you best at?
me: alternating between being sad and being angry
Interviewer: I meant, like, at work
me: I know— Aspiring Ethicist (@SortaBad) November 18, 2015
10.
Need a job where I can say THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE on a daily basis. Maybe at Home Depot, assisting blind folks in non-drill aisles.
— vineyille (@vineyille) March 10, 2015