26.
If you take "Great Expectations" and throw a comma in there, that's what I'm thinking when I'm reading my job description
— Elle Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) March 22, 2016
27.
At my future job realizing I'm thousands in debt still pic.twitter.com/sUqNckYZFQ
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) July 29, 2016
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During a job interview today I asked a guy if he would pass his drug test and he was very clearly doing math in his head before saying Yes
— Aspiring Ethicist (@SortaBad) February 11, 2016
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FRIEND: howd the job interview go?
ME: not well
FRIEND: that sucks
ME: yeah…anyway, here's your magic set back— local badboy !!! (@hippieswordfish) November 29, 2015
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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: At another job. I quit!
Interviewer: But we haven't even h-
Me: I said, I quit!— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) December 10, 2014