31.
[interview for CIA]
Your résumé says you're a master in hand-to-hand wombat. Is that a typo or-
*I've already thrown a wombat at his face*— ibid (@ibid78) January 22, 2015
32.
What's the best thing to do during a job interview? Is it still walking in with your tits out and winking uncontrollably
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) December 7, 2014
33.
[job interview]
"Do you have any vacations booked?"
"No."
"Ok, great-"
"Wait. Yes. Every Monday I'll be in the Bahamas for 5 days."— David Hughes (@david8hughes) July 10, 2016
34.
[Job interview]
"Where do you see yourself after 5 years?"
"In 2021"
— GRV (@MildlyClassic) February 3, 2016
35.
Job interview
HR: What's your best asset?
Me: I have an excellent memory.
HR: Give me an example.
Me: Of what?— Purrrrrma Wedge (@permawedgie) January 12, 2015