51.
At what point in the job interview is it okay to start crying and begging for a job?
— Ankita (@SankiAnkita) July 10, 2016
52.
When in doubt, ask yourself WWBD: What Would Beyoncé Do? Would she apply for a job? Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) December 12, 2014
53.
other job applicant: good luck
me: im gonna tell the boss you hate his hair
other job applicant: what
me loudly: I actually like his haircut— brent (@murrman5) August 14, 2015
54.
"What would be your main strength?"
Well, I can communicate with animals…
"Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?"
They can't understand me.— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) March 20, 2015
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Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Me: "Using the word "ideation" right and left like some kind of monster."— Shira Danan (@srdanan) April 20, 2017