Halloween is every kid’s favorite holiday. Let’s be real – any holiday where we get to dress up and get free candy is a holiday for us. But, imagine being a parent that has to not only spend f*ck-tons of money on costumes for their kids, because all the kids want to be the most “popular” character that is priced all the way up. And, then, on top of that – you have to handle your kid all sugared up and on a drug we call – chocolate. Not fun, right? I can’t even imagine. Lucky for my sister, my niece and nephew are way too young to even chew candy. But, for other parents out there with kids – well, God Bless y’all.
True love is standing in the Halloween store the night before Halloween with a smile on your face as your 5yo picks out a "cooler" costume.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) October 30, 2013
Still haven’t gotten my child a Halloween costume…. yes, I’m that parent ??
— Lulu Paul (@lurr_lurr) October 23, 2017
I decorated for fall & the kids had it torn apart in 18 hrs. I'm going to decorate for Halloween by slowly burying myself in the front yard.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) October 3, 2017
No Halloween costume can look as scary as "it's Halloween, I'm getting out of bed," yelled by your kid at 3 a.m. sounds.
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) October 31, 2016
I like to put the kids' Halloween candy into piles marked "acceptable, questionable & not even if this was the last drop of food on earth."
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) October 31, 2016