Slowly learning to wait til last possible minute to get my kids' Halloween costumes to account for the 763 times they change their minds.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) October 14, 2013
As my son picked through his Halloween candy, he asked, "When can we go get a Christmas tree?"
Have kids. It's fun.
— ?Sarcastic Mommy? (@sarcasticmommy4) November 1, 2016
Funny how everyone at my son's school is commenting on my zombie costume when this is just what I look like now.
— ☠Mommy Cusses☠ (@mommy_cusses) October 19, 2016
Want to enhance your Halloween experience? Have a baby! My nine-month-old really adds to the season's spooky vibe by CONSTANTLY SCREAMING.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) October 14, 2016
Parents 364 days a year: Don't take candy from strangers.
Parents on Halloween: Take candy from strangers. In the dark. And share with me.
— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) October 19, 2016
Mom Halloween Costume Ideas:
Slutty Cracked iPad Screen
Slutty Unfinished Bento Box Lunch
Slutty Toothpaste Puddle
Slutty Pile of Laundry
— ?Vampire Valerie? (@ValeeGrrl) October 19, 2016