Me: What do you want to be for Halloween?
3yo: A scary kitty! No wait, a doggy!! No wait, water!!!
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) September 20, 2017
The scariest thing a parent can face on Halloween is getting their preschooler out of their costume and to a potty in time.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) October 25, 2015
Things I've learned since becoming a mom: Halloween: "Where's your costume?" "This is it, overworked mom" "It's so realistic!" "Indeed"
— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) October 31, 2013
Me: Hey kids, can you please stop putting your empty candy wrappers back in your Halloween bag, it confuses daddy
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) November 11, 2016
Nothing screams Halloween quite like yelling at your 4yo, "But superheroes have moms too!"
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) October 12, 2016