My daughter wants to be something scary for Halloween this year so she's going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 6, 2016
It's cute how we pretend we get "free" candy for Halloween, as if we didn't spend a ton of money on costumes and candy to give to strangers.
— Salty Mermaid (@Jenn_H_Scott) October 19, 2016
We're 4 weeks out from Halloween and I'm at peak anxiety that this will be the year my kids figure out how delicious peanut butter cups are.
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) October 5, 2016
I really want to scare the shit out of my husband this year so I'm debating dressing as a clown or handing him a positive pregnancy test.
— Anna Grace (@graceful_asfuck) October 19, 2016
Me: Sorry, kids, but no touching the candy until Halloween.
Also me: [Hides in my office eating fistfuls of the Halloween candy.]
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) October 10, 2016