You know who else assigns children a science project on Halloween weekend?
— Cathryn (@AngryRaccoon2) October 30, 2015
So excited for my kids to fight over candy, make themselves sick, pee in their costumes, and beg to stay up all night yay Halloween
— ?MamaFizzles? (@MamaFizzles) October 31, 2016
Our family rule is that if the kid's costume costs more than $50, they have to wear it to school at least four times after Halloween.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) October 22, 2015
What kind of Halloween candy pairs well with red wine? *asking for a friend*
— It'sReally10Months (@really10months) November 3, 2015
*Gives straight gluten to any trick-or-treaters with Pinteresty-looking costumes*
— Ashes to ashes (@adult_mom) October 30, 2015