11.
Congratulations! Your interview was so disastrous that we've decided to employ you sarcastically
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) September 18, 2015
12.
*calls office back after setting up job interview* did you say at noon or on the moon?
— brent (@murrman5) July 15, 2015
13.
Why should I be the architect for this job? Well, my resume is hand-drawn on…'construction' paper.
*winks for the rest of the interview*— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) May 12, 2014
14.
JOB INTERVIEWER: Are you good with multitasking?
ME: Yeah I can watch a movie while looking at web sites on my phone, and also eating food— pat tobin (@tastefactory) May 19, 2016
15.
[at interview]
"ok 1st question you're on a submarine you find a dog, what do you call him"
umm
"…"
subwoofer?
"welcome to the navy seals"— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) August 18, 2014